A love letter to my generator
July 3, 2023
Dear Generac standby home generator,
I want to apologize for calling down multiple elaborate curses upon you for being so expensive as you sat loitering beside the house almost completely idle for the three years since I financed you – despite the fact that the electricity in our neighborhood had previously been about as reliable as a toddler doing Algebra.
I must admit that I bought you on t...