Poor Lloyd's poor original almanac

When you get old, everything you open is a can of worms.

Politics is never a choice between good and bad. It’s a choice between bad and worse. Sometimes, it isn’t even a choice.

One-third of North Dakotans are obese, but not equally. My Uncle Olav was so fat that his shadow weighed three pounds. His wife, Olga, was so thin she had no shadow.

McClusky sent a boat out to see where the canal...