Amazing maize mazes drive columnist crazy

You know how it is when the weather gets cool. The leaves change colors. The birds start to migrate. And out of the clear blue sky, your family drops a bomb on you.

Not a literal bomb. We fight like every other family, but none of us use lethal weapons. Yet.

During a perfectly nice dinner where everyone at the table was peacefully staring at their phones, the female wing of the family launched a b...