'Twas the Night Before Christmas' translated

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

It vas da nacht before Santa Clausen und all through the husens

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

No noise makin’schweinhunt unmousen all qviet;

The stockins were hung by the chimney with care

Oof-da schmnellley foot wearin up the fireplace hanging

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

Expecten gud old Nichola...