Thin mints should be our next government ban

The federal government should ban them.

Girl Scout cookie season is upon us, my friends - the most agonizing of all the seasons.

Dieters with ever-worsening health like me, who need to lose weight, are always at the mercy of those devilish treats - as thin mints are clearly as addictive as nicotine.

This year, thanks to COVID madness, our challenge is greater than it has ever been.

Millions of...