By Tom Purcell
Thin mints should be our next government ban
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The federal government should ban them.
Girl Scout cookie season is upon us, my friends - the most agonizing of all the seasons.
Dieters with ever-worsening health like me, who need to lose weight, are always at the mercy of those devilish treats - as thin mints are clearly as addictive as nicotine.
This year, thanks to COVID madness, our challenge is greater than it has ever been.
Millions of...
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