Home committee takes on pandemonium
October 5, 2020
Chairperson Ork Dorken hadn't even rapped his Coke bottle on the table when Old Sievert burst into the community ZCBJ hall to join the town's 13 other electors for a meeting of the Community Homeland Committee.
Pulling his mask down below his chin, he cursed in a string of 4-letter words that no family newspaper would print.
"I've had it with this dang pandemonium," he barked.