Homeland committee plans to stop Russians

“Meeting will come to order,” Chairperson Ork Dorken of the Community Homeland Security Committee proclaimed as he banged his chipped Coke bottle on the table to encourage the town’s 13 electors to hurry.

“We have serious business for this review of our security program,” Ork added.

“Shouldn’t this be an executive session with only town citizens present?” asked Old Sievert. “L...