If you plan to run for President….

“This is the year!” Herb exclaimed to his longtime buddy Gordon on the assembly line over in the plastics factory.

“So for what reason is this the year?” Gordon asked. “We’ve both passed at least 50 but without showing any favoritism to other years.”

“This is the year I’m running for president,” Herb declared.

“President? Of the United States? You will be just one more...