New Rockford Transcript - Official Newspaper of Eddy County since 1883

Homeland Committee loses Amazon bid


November 26, 2018

"We lost it," exclaimed Little Jimmy, the only town elector with a computer now in his seventh year of online college with Budapest Institute.

The Community Homeland Security Committee had just been called to order by Chair Ork Dorken and was listening to Treasurer Orville Jordan's annual report when Little Jimmy came through the door.

"Lost what?" barked Old Sievert from the stuffed chair in the sunlight. "Is Dawg gone again?"

"Amazon did not pick us for the big expansion," Little Jimmy explained. "It went to New York and Virginia – all 50,000 jobs."

"What's Amazon – some kind of new...

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