Bitcoin bites Homeland Security Committee

“I got to warn you people that the community is just about bankrupt,” Auditor Orville Jordan warned the Homeland Security Committee as they jockeyed for the warmest metal chair in the house. For the daredevils, the ones with cracked seats were best.

“We just got another check from the state for highways,” Holger Danske protested.

“We got a real plague of potholes this year and that...