Raise your $80,000 for the national debt

Dear U.S. Government:

(Please pass this message to the person in charge today. If no one is in charge, send it to Mexico. They can deduct it from the cost of the wall.)

The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) did more harm to cardiac patients than a personal letter from the IRS. The CBO has been doing some figuring and discovered that the government debt would increase for each person to $82,000 in...